Welcome to the first in a series of lessons designed to help you navigate the often tricky and hazardous roads of the entertainment industry.
Lesson 1: Surviving in a competitive market
So you've worked hard as an artist establishing yourself as the young heartthrob crush of millions of tweens now out there happily buying your cds:
Then the evil conglomerate that is Disney devises a scheme that will foil all of your best laid plans by trumping your one teen heartthrob from the hood, with three from the suburbs:
Blasted!!!The tweens are bound to relate to their round the way clean cut charm more than your busted red Timbelands and "CZed" bling.
You may think to yourself "How can you possibly compete with that?"
Cue the light bulb...
What's the one thing that all girls old and young will always relate to better than a cute boy, no matter where he might be from?
Other girls!!!:
Problem Solved!!!
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